Worst LiveJournal Icons Ever Expo 2005

Look at what I found: Gray Dan, courtesy of Ben & Josh Wigler of The Dicky Greenleafs which is a very great band that plays songs using their arms and mouths.

Tonytones is moving to Japan. I hate you so much Tony, I hate you with every part of me (including my pee-pee). I hate your beard.


Welcome to the world's first annual Worst LiveJournal Icons Ever Expo. I have spent many hours collecting horrible user icons that make me want to punch baby animals in the face, and finally the time has come to display them in all of their glory.


Category: COUPLES IN LOVE
wEvE bEeN 2GeThA 4 AlMoZt SiX wEeKz AnD wE r GeTtIn MaRrEyEd!!!11
Love is what happens when people glue their faces together.
Ours is a dark kind of love.
CAKE heaven!
I'm expecting it to be called "SIDS-Bear"
Of course, that's why you're CONJOINED
"When he stares at me from outside the bathroom window, you see he cares for me"
Rorshach test of LOVE
Melissa, will you punch me in the mouth?
Eating pie, always and forever <3


Category: STUPID ANIMATIONS
Just plain dumb shit, and 100x100 seizures.
WHERE'S THE KITTY?! Lies!
This is like a Death Injection.
Questions I ask myself every day.
HILARIOUS
SO LICIOUS
I was looking ALL OVER for an Ashlee Simpson icon!
Dance with FEAR
What in the hell?
Crystal Universe is not a universe I want to be in.
2 Clever 4 U!
And nothing expresses sorrow quite like a rainbow-colored seashell!


Category: X-TREME EYE AND MOUTH CLOSEUPS
For those who think their eyes look so great, and retards who think they look good with their mouth open.
Severe Photoshop Sunburn
Don't think too hard about the text in this one.
HOLY SHIT MY HAIR IS BLUE FOR REAL
"I am looking up toward heaven cuz I'm a XFALLENXANGELX"
Sucka-punched!
I don't want to put my penis in THAT death-trap!
Smelling is hard without a nose.
This kind of depicts what I wish I could right now.
I didn't even bother with photoshop.
This comes for me in the night!
OH I AM SO MAD
SHHHHHHHUT UP!!!!
It's like the sucker on the tentacle of an octopus.


Category: THE VIEW IS BETTER FROM UP HERE
Look at my shitty emo hair, it distracts from my horrible face.
Someday daddy will buy me those implants...
You wouldn't understand.
HEE HEE I FALLED DOWN
I'm sooooo depressed.
She goes to renaissance fairs and dresses up like a centaur.
My role model is DEATH
Stuffed animals are making me so miserable.
Trapped in the bathroom!
I DON'T HAVE A FACE AT ALL
My hair is a BLADE ^______^;;
Mom says I'm grounded, and this picture depicts my sorrow at that.
Here's me with a sea urchin on my face!!
Daaaaahhhh.
WHATEVER, I DON'T HAVE EYES ANYWAY


Category: FACES THAT SHOULD NEVER BE PHOTOGRAPHED
No matter how many photoshop filters you throw on.
I'm coming for you!
Hi I just injected my face with TRUTH SERUM
Proof that ghosts are real and they want you to die.
Someone needs a cuddle!
Paint-by-number!
I'm going to eat your face!!!
Andre the Giant was FEMALE!
Abstract art? Or scenester having an orgasm?
QUICK!!! DODGE BEFORE IT HITS YOU
YES they're real! Oh, my eyebrows? No.
I'm queen of the mall!!
I SCARE ME!
Havin bracez sux 1!! so does jr. high!1


Category: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT
Stuff that was so bad it didn't fit anywhere else. This is where emo crap went.
=`(
Mommy wanted a boy.
MSPAINT RULZ
Except mine is made of METAL
No one understands my pain except coldplay and adobe illustrator.
Pimpin' out dykes since 2003!
Because you're 12.
Thank god.
But you're so talented!
I am the ICE BITCH QUEEN
I'm gonna go sit in a tube.